Places to stay

[pubguy]

I'm going down to CR in the beginning of Feb. and looking for a place to stay. Hourly rooms ok. Prefer close proximity to crack house. Must have gambling and be a long way from "Jack's type" if you know what I mean. Pool or a shower is necessary. I'm willing to help support the single moms as well. Send suggestions to hillbillytexan.yahoo.perv.

Ya'll have Nascar down there?

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

Dude stay at the Pirate Club!!! or at Sportsmen Lodge

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

You'll get putas, booze and sporting events!!!

 

[MikeB]

You may want to bring a tent to sleep in now.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

don't worry nothing happened to the whore houses or casinos!!!

 

[NES]

Sportsmens, great bar nice simple rooms to get your groove on in.

 

[pubguy]

Jack can I stay with your parents while you are cutting on dead dogs up in the States?

 

[Jack Herer]

How about you stay wherever the fuck you are right now, in that shithole called Tejas that was stolen from the Mexicans... We don't need your kind here.

 

[pubguy]

I promise not to mess with your doll collection and to stay out of your closet. ucking:

 

[Jack Herer]

BTW, when and if you come down, don't mind all those laws about not being able to drink and drive and throwing your ass in jail. It only applies to Ticos.

And no, you can't stay with my parents. I already asked them and they wanted some references on you, I showed them the Bowl Contest Thread and they think you're a scumbag too.

 

[pubguy]

Show'em my avatar. That always gets my foot in the door.

 

[Jack Herer]

Mom says people who allow dogs on their couch are white trash.

 

[pubguy]

Ok nevermind then. Thanks for the offer anyway.